I hate the color purple!
I strongly dislike Les Miles!
I can't stand the inbred fans that drunkingly get in my face and scream, "TIGER BAIT!" and "GEAUX TIGERS!"
However, I'll be rooting for them throughout the championship series!
Because puke orange is nastier than purple!
Mack Brown is a cry baby with yellow teeth!
We recruit more head-to-head with Texas!
Texas* tried to claim our 2008 Big XII title!
Plus, I'm a religious man. And the bible says, "I will cut off the horns of all the wicked.."

Let me try this on, "TIGER BAIT!" "GEAUX TIGERS!"
man, I gotta go rinse my mouth out!